penfairy:

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

May the strong survive

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

roachpatrol:

i’m so puzzled by harry potter fics where hermione’s doing the majority of the childcare instead of ron. hermione is ruthless and driven and a single child and boy does she get easily frustrated with people being stupid or weak. ron’s from a big family with an attentive mom and he’s an extremely sweet and supportive guy. if i was going to pick a full-time parent i’d go with ron every time. 

like ron is the parent that teaches you to read and write and cook and ride a broom and share your toys and make up with your friends. hermione is the parent that picks your schoolyard bully up by the scruff and throws him over the fence and gets banned from all future PTA meetings. 

As a Hermione married to a Stay-at-home-Ron I can confirm that this is legit.

(via pantstomatch)

(via dont-tempt-me-frodo)

Petition to make Miss Crawly’s first name “Muriel” in time for a kick-ass “Walking in Memphis” cover in Sing 2.

sappho-and-the-lesbos:

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jabberwockypie:

drst:

smitethepatriarchy:

brainstatic:

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

You can cure a LOT with spite.

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nerdyfangirllife:

May, 4th - The Day Sherlock Holmes Died.

Today is not only Star-Wars-Day.

On May, 4th, 1891 the author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was tired about writing detective-stories about our beloved hero. So he let Holmes and Moriarty fall into the Reichenbachfalls.

The early Sherlockians were so outraged, that Doyle later brought him back to live.

So, have a nice day.

And one more miracle, Sherlock.

Don’t.Be.Dead.

Originally posted by kiminami

Source of anxiety #8745: when someone tries to light your gd cigarette instead of just HANDING U THE LIGHTER